Pulp Free

This little bunny just makes me chuckle. Clearly I need to be working on some new blog posts… But for now…

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

From one genius to another…

I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture.

The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary’s Hospital in St Louis, Missouri. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing. Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you need to go on a vacation.

This week I’ve been honored with being responsible for e-mailing out our team’s internal “Quote of the Day” message. For today’s message, I thought I’d send out a few chuckles instead of the usual motivation-centric messages. I had such a good time, I thought I’d share them here as well.

Do not argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you we‘d both be wrong.

If you think nobody cares if you‘re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

I didn‘t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

If all the cars on the Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would try to pass them.

Only dead fish go with the flow.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

“Hospitality“ - Making your guests feel like they‘re at home, even if you wish they were.

Hallmark Card: “I‘m so miserable without you, it‘s almost like you‘re still here.“